Battles 1-5
Battle 0001
This is the first battle I ever made!
The Screw?
DAN DA MAN vs. SCREW
Red=Narrator(ME) | Navy=DAN DA MAN
My Grade = 92%
A DOOR lies in front of you! Open it?
No!
There might be a tiger behind it.
There is a DOORBELL! Press it?
The doorbell will shock me!
DOOR used OPEN!
TIGER TRAINER appeared?
TIGER TRAINER wants to battle!
Screw that!
Battle him?
He's not very nice!
No!
TIGER TRAINER used INSIST!
He insists you battle him!
Screw him!
Well isn't that rude!
TIGER TRAINER is SCREWED!
TIGER TRAINER FAINTED!
You are screwed aren't you!
Are you on drugs?
Yes, but nothing more than Flintstones Vitamins!
Wild SCREW appeared!
Go to H**L!
Send out a Pokemon!
Why?
You must defend yourself!
I know 5 forms of swinging my pelvis.
It scares enought people. They run far.
This isn't a person!
YmCa!
yMcA!
It is a SCREW!
SCREW is ANGRY!
Yes he is!
I'm Pukebox 2000!
SCREW used DRILL!
Ow my underwear?
Dan da Man has a hole in his pelvis!
What will I do?
Send a pokemon out!
Pokemon?
I think I need hemeroid Cream.
Send it out then!
Who are you?
Do I know you?
I'm the Narrator!
What are you?
I'm a HUMAN!
No your not the narrator. You're........
an IT!
It!
Call out a Pok�mon!
nO!
No!
nO!
No!
SCREW is ANGRY!
SCREW is so ANGRY!!
I see a little siloutta of a can.
Mountain Dew.
Mountain Dew.
Dan da Man sent out MOUNTAIN DEW!
WHAT THE FUDGE!
WHO THE $%#! DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!
SCREW used HOLE!
MOUNTAIN DEW got a HOLE!
MOUTAIN DEW is losing HP!
MOUNTAIN DEW FAINTED!
DAN DA MAN refuses to battle!
DAN DA MAN BLACKED OUT!
~Loss for DAN DA MAN~
Battle 0002
Santa's Rudolph
HAYLEA vs. SANTA CLAUS
Red=Narrator(ME) | Navy=HAYLEA
My Grade = 78%
BUTTON appeared
Press it?
Do you want to press this BUTTON?
What Button?
A BUTTON appeared.
A pretend one.
Do you want to press the Pretend BUTTON?
Do you like KoRn the band?
We are battling.
No time for KoRn.
Just tell me.
With what?
Do you want to press the Pretend BUTTON?
Ok.
HAYLEA pressed BUTTON!
SANTA CLAUS appeared!
SANTA wants to FIGHT!
Ok HAYLEA.
Call out a Pokemon.
Ha, ha, ha... very funny!
I choose you, Pikachu!
HAYLEA chooses PIKACHU!
SANTA calls out COMET!
PIKACHU's turn!
Pikachu, use Thundershock!
COMET is fried!
COMET FAINTED
Good!
SANTA calls back COMET!
"HO HO HO!" Remarks SANTA with a sneer!
Pikachu, come back!
SANTA calls out VIXEN!
I choose you Onix! You're gonna lose!
It starts to rain!
ONIX screams!
ONIX FAINTED!
Call out another one!
HAYLEA called back ONIX!
Ok.
Call out a water resistant Pok�mon!
Go Ditto!
Now you are gonna lose!
DITTO is spreading due to the rain! it better TRANSFORM quick!
It's getting dark!
Tell your ditto to transform!
That will be a light!
For a second.
Ditto, Transform!
HAYLEA's DITTO used TRANSFORM!
It turned into VIXEN!
Wow, the rain is causing SANTA's VIXEN to evolve into a RUDOLPH!
RUDOLPH used BLINDING LIGHT!
VIXEN is BLIND!
RUDOLPH used ANTLER CRUSH!
VIXEN DODGED!
HAYLEA, what attack should your VIXEN use?
Poo attack.
VIXEN used POO!
VIXEN missed!
It's too dark to see!
RUDOLPH used FLASH!
Light surrounds the battlefield!
VIXEN's turn
Use Blood Horn!
VIXEN used BLOOD HORN!
RUDOLPH has FAINTED!
SANTA is out of useable Pokemon! HAYLEA WINS!
SANTA blacked out!
~Win for HAYLEA~
Battle 0003
Geo Geo Geo
HAYLEA vs. GEODUDE
Red=Narrator(ME) | Navy=HAYLEA
My Grade = 83%
HAYLEA walks further down the road
HAYLEA trips on a ROCK!
The ROCK was a GEODUDE!
GEODUDE attacked HAYLEA
Call out a Pokemon!
Pikachu go!
HAYLEA called out PIKACHU!
GEODUDE LAUGHS!
GEODUDE: GEO GEO GEO GEO GEO!!!
NARRATOR reminds HAYLEA that ELECTRICITY doesn't affect ROCK POKEMON!
Poo!
GEODUDE used ROLL!
Kill him! Ok, Pikachu?
PIKACHU was renamed PIZZACHU due to the affects of the last attack!
Pokedex please!
NARRATOR used POKEDEX on PIZZACHU!
Pikachu, use Double Poo attack!
ELECTRICITY is weak against ROCK! The defending ROCK POKEMON usually uses a ROLL attack and squashes the PIKACHU flat. Thus making, PIZZACHU!
Pikachu use Double Poo attack!
PIZZACHU pooped 2 times on GEODUDE!
GEODUDE shook off the sauce and used EAT attack!
PIZZACHU was EATEN!
GEODUDE evolved into GRAVELER!
But Poo is Poisonous!
Not a PIZZACHU's poo!
It's just tomato sauce!
Oh!
Ok....
Call out another Pokemon!
Poo Poo, go!
HAYLEA called out POO POO!
NARRATOR used POKEDEX!
POKEDEX: NO DATA AVAILABLE!
Graveler used STOMP!
GRAVELER SQUISHED POO POO!
GRAVELER smells something!
GRAVELER FAINTED due to the smell!
YOU BEAT THE GRAVELER!
~Win for Haylea~
Battle 0004
Dang Police!
END vs. POLICEMAN
Red=Narrator(ME) | Navy=END
My Grade = 79%
ROPE fell down from WALL!
PULL or CLIMB?
Climb!
END CLIMBED!
The ROPE broke!
END fell into DUMPSTER!
It looks like Team End is falling down again!
END climbed out!
POLICEMAN ARRESTED END
Go, Articuno!
POLICEMAN used MIRANDA RIGHTS!
What's that?
You have the right to remian silent... etc.
Oh Yeah.
POLICEMAN called out RAPTHUG!
Articuno, Hailstorm!
RAPTHUG used RHYME!
Hey, how can a Rapthug be faster than an Articuno?
Poked�x data please!
POKEDEX: RAPTHUG: this POKEMON can RAP, SING, and many other attacks it's fastest attack RHYME is so fast it can beat an ARTICUNO in a song!
RAPTHUG: All the sudden this stupid Ball of ice...
Return Articuno!
ARTICUNO was called back!
Go, Mewtwo!
END called out MEWTWO!
...hit my head like a piece of stinking RICE!
POLICEMAN recalled RAPTHUG!
POLICEMAN called out FUGATIVE!
FUGATIVE used HEADBUTT!
HMMM.... what know psykick!
FUGATIVE was PSYKICKED!
FATAL BLOW!
FUGATIVE FAINTED!
POLICEMAN called out M&M!
Try Psychick!
MEWTWO used PSYCHICK!
MEWTWO turned into PSYCHICK!
Now, Mega lunch!
PSYCHICK used MEGALUNCH!
M&M's shell fell off!
Eat more!
It was really an EMINEM!
EMINEM used SING!
Impossible to eat EMINEM!
Cook it!
PSYCHICK doesn't know COOK!
EMINEM started SINGING!
Go, Articuno!
END sent out ARTICUNO!
PSYCHICK became CONFUSED!
Try high fly!
ARTICUNO FLEW away!
Psychick! use your stupidity attack!
PSYCHICK used STUPIDITY!
Now, return!
PSYCHICK is STUPID!
Good, now rage!
PSYCHICK used RAGE!
ARTICUNO is out of sight!
Psychick, return!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PSYCHICK won't return!
EMINEM is in a RAGE!
PSYCHICK won't return!
Articuno return!
END returned ARTICUNO!
Pokedex Please on Psychick!
Pokedex:
PSYCHICK is the STUBBORN POKEMON. Sometimes even refuses to attack! Comes from PSYCHIC POKEMON who use attacks named PSYCHICK!
Great, now try your MEWTWO attack....
PSYCHICK is too stupid too use MEWTWO!
Try KADABRA then!
EMINEM is still in a RAGE!
Forget Eminem!
PSYCHICK used KADABRA!
PSYCHICK turned into KADABRA!
Now, evolve!
KADABRA can't EVOLVE!
EMINEM is in such a RAGE that he evolved into SLIM SHADY!
Melt the shades with Psycho!
KADABRA used PSYCHO!
SLIM SHADY doesn't have SHADES!
No Effect!
%^$&&@($ artist....
Now just melt Shady!
SHADY MELTED!
SLIM SHADY DE-EVOLVED into SLIM!
Now melt Slim!
SLIM used FAT!
SLIM got fat!
SLIM evolved into FATBOY SLIM!
Now melt fat!
Can't, NO FAT!
Kadabra, now use atomize on fatboy slim!
FATBOY SLIM is DISINTIGRATING ATOM by ATOM!
AT 1 ATOM/per sec.!
Now use Vaporise!
Vivisect!
Nuke!
Destroy!
Maul!
Squish!
Slash!
KADABRA is CONFUSED!
No it's not
It isn't?
Who is NARRATING?
The Frost Webmaster is speaking, hello....
Hello!
KADABRA used VAPORIZE, VIVISECT, NUKE, DESTROY, MAUL, SQUISH, SLASH!
FATBOY SLIM EXPLODED in the confusion!
END WINS!
~Win for End~
Battle 0005
Dimension ?
END in DIMENSION ?
Red=Narrator(ME) | Navy=END
My Grade = 87%
END is WALKING down the path!
Nah, more like crawling at the typing speed of the NARRATION!
END slipped into an ALTERNATE DIMENSION!
Pokedex, data please!
No POKEMON to VIEW!
Dimensiondex, data please!
DIMENSIONDEX: This is the DIMENSION DIMENSION. Little is known about this gravityless, no free pokemon dimension!
There are no POKEMON in this DIMENSION!
MAN appeared!
This is a POKEBATTLE.
MAN: There are plenty of POKEMON!
Where?
MAN: They have just all been captured!
By who?
MAN: The inhabitants of our place!
Narrator, why am I here?
You fell here when walking on a path!
MAN: I have 3 POKEMON!
This narrator could've told me...
MAN: My name is JAKE!
MAN was renamed JAKE!
JAKE wants to battle!
Well I don't
Why not?
I'm not in the mood
Oh
END doesn't want to battle!
Correct.
Does END want to take a NAP?
If it's safe
No Gravity!
This is boring
END REFUSES to BATTLE!
Yeah
END falls asleep!
No I don't
I'm perfectly awake!
END wakes up!
Correct
P
(bug)
END takes a PEE!
And eats a BUG!
That's it. I'm fighting against ICQ
END wants to fight ICQ!
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This NARRATOR is horribly inaccurate!
MUSIC begins to PLAY!
It's the MARIO THEME!
See?
Good!
END is falling downward!
END LANDED on PATH!
Good
Now walk, going around those holes!
DIMENSIONDEX: This is our home!
Good!
Can't find HOME!
END used WARP RING!
END is on PORCH!
On which house?
END's HOME!
Good!
Now enter it!
END ENTERED HOUSE!
BUT RAN into DOOR!
END used OPEN on DOOR!
DOOR OPENED!
End walks in!
~No Battle~
On to battles 6-10!